Captain Geriatric and his broomstick workout DVD – The Times Online

“Forget weights and Lycra, veteran fitness freak Jack Cagney uses his brain to stay in shape after a quadruple heart bypass”

Jack Cagney is one of the more peculiar people I’ve met during my time at the Times. I arrived at his smart semi-detached home in a quiet street in Nazeing to be greeted by photographer Matt Lloyd who was unpacking his gear with an expression of grimace. I hadn’t been told much by my editor; all I knew was that Times Journalist Kaya Burgess was going to be taken through an exercise routine with a pensioner who had stumbled upon the solution to the nations weight problem, using just the power of his mind. Matt warned me that the geriatric mister motivator inside the very normal, straight laced, lace curtained detached house in Essex seemed to be slightly unhinged.

I struggled to bite my tongue through most of the first few minutes of interview with the former Czech strong man. Jack Cagney is a real character, and I failed fully to dam a streams of tears from cascading down my face as the showman played up to the camera, flexing his muscles and lifting his broom stick. Within five minutes I was sweating profusely and had a bright red-face, as Matt played furiously with Jack’s cat to distract himself from the display of lunacy which was going on in front of us. I managed to mess up recording sound on my Zoom H4N as a result of being distracted, credit to Kaya Burgess for keeping a straight face throughout the whole interview.

By the end of the morning’s shoot I’d changed my mind about “Gentleman Jack Cagney.” Cagney is a very savvy businessman, who is playing at being a loon. He’d had a BBC camera crew round in the previous week and now had three Times journalists at his beck and call for a morning. Maybe I’m crazier than Jack, driving my self mad, messing about with cameras, sitting for hours in front of a damned computer; when the pensioner from Essex has made himself a cheesy DVD and welcomes the world’s press to his comfortable home.

Captain Geriatric perhaps should be known as Captain Savvy.

I shot Canon 5D mk2 as usual and a big thanks to Matt for letting me dip into his lens bag after I traveled light with a skeleton gear bag on my motorbike.

A couple people have commented on my slightly odd music choice in this video. Maybe I should have added something to the video, or commented originally. The music is by Jack himself. He’s a singer as well as a former body builder and fitness fanatic.

Haggis on Burns Night

Happy Burns Night…

I ended up at Boisdale in Belgravia with Nick Wyke from the Times’ Food and Drink section for Burns night talking about how haggis is being made. Click through the image to reach the video.

I’ve never really ‘got’ haggis, but I must say Andy Rose the head chef managed to bring me round to the idea by the time he’d plied me with about a litre of single malt.

The video sound has been badly crushed by the compression on the Time’s website, but I used a Rode Video mic attached to a spare light stand to record the chef’s commentary on his Scottish treat and the results were good. I always carry something like this in my bag for these sorts of occasions and it seemed like a good solution when coupled with my the magic lantern firmware with such short time.

A lav mic would have probably have been better sound quality with the background noise, but I was worried about rustle as Andy moved around and picked through his Haggis. I only had one camera with me and a large reflector to bounce some light, with only about 20 minutes to shoot the film.

Boat Show – Boats sales recover from a recession dip.

Short video put together at the Tullett Prebon London International Boat Show returns at the ExCel centre. I managed to grab two minutes with Dragons Den’s Theo Paphitis whilst he was looking round his new Sunseeker floating palace.

The struggle to become a paid journalist.

Ongoing pay dispute for ex-Mancunion News Editor

TheMancunion / December 6th 2010

Former Mancunion News Editor Girish Gupta is making a stand against The Independent newspaper for failing to pay him during his
work experience placement last year. Gupta researched and wrote several articles for the publication, which were then published. Gupta has
now invoiced The Independent and requested payment for the published articles.

Last month The Mancunion were named runner-up Best Publication at the Guardian Student Media Awards, and Gupta was awarded runner-upfor Reporter of the Year and shortlisted for Digital Journalist of the Year. Gupta is seen by some as central to the student newspaper’s rejuvenation – it is the first time in six years the paper has received even a nomination for the Guardian award.

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Cinematic Morocco (Just don’t buy a carpet)

a Moroccon Postcard might paint a picture of mystic and romance in the Orient, but before you book your flight…

“Ride a camel? Magic carpet? Pointy shoes? Mint Tea? Gucci Handbag sir? Shine your shoes geezer…cockney charm? Brother has a very nice hotel? No!? I have Taxi very rapide. Sprechen Zie Deutch? Ich bin ein Berliner. Geben Sie mir zehn Euro? Nein. Hmmm…. Gold? Silver? As you like…welcome to Morocco” and that was just the old man at passport control. Morocco has a wealth of natural charm and the potential for fantastic short breaks, but the constant sales pitch can leave a nasty taste in your mouth.

Frequent readers of this blog will appreciate that I understand hassle. I can smelt it coming, I can see it arriving and I don’t mind humoring a pitch from an experienced rogue to test my reactions occasionally. Nobody wants to read about the snooty Lord London who felt cheated on his tour of the former colonies, because the fabric of his zen was damaged by a couple of kids who don’t have any shoes asking for a couple of rupees. Hassle is as much a part of the travel experience as the sites and smells of your host country. What I object to is the feeling that my trousers are being pulled around my ankles, my chin hairs tweaked from under my nose and that whole cities of people are having a great joke at my expense at every possible opportunity.

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Ashura Festival – Manchester


You could hear them before you could see them. A rhythmic drumming filled the Curry Mile as afternoon traffic on Manchester’s artery was reduced to a crawl. The rows of Balti Houses and grocery shops, which are home to Manchester’s Pakistani community, seemed to be acting as an amphitheatre to channel the noise through the city.

In front of the crawling buses and bemused looking taxi drivers, a dense pack of a hundred bare-chested men dominate the street. The men chant in a loud, hoarse unison as they are carefully marshalled along the street by proud looking guards in hi-visibility vests. The pack appears frenzied and steam rises from a sea of flailing arms above their heads.

The Shia men of Manchester are mourning the Islamic festival of Moharram without any instruments. They are using their bodies to fill the street with a chilling song. Blow after blow they are beating their fists against their chests in steady concord. Every single blow produces a loud hollow sounding thump, which echoes down the street.

The crowd who are bare foot move in line at a painfully slow pace, as if to prolong the group’s suffering. Any slight lull in the chanting forces the group to a grinding halt, until the blows landing on the men’s ribcages reach a forceful crescendo.

Among the devotees are boys as young as ten or twelve none of whom seem at all distracted by the crowded buses moving past them. Many of them already have deeply bruised chests and bloody armpits, from the assaults they deliberately reign on their bodies. Some add to the damage by ripping at their underarms with their fingernails as they sweep back across their chests.

Jaffar who is originally from Afghanistan guides me cautiously through the crowds. “This is how we show our passion and our sincerity towards our God. People like you find it crazy. Every year people tell me it is savage, but this is true devotion.”

The Shia Muslim festival of Ashura is concerning to non-believers, who see the macabre parade as brutal and barbaric, but Ashura commemorates a dispute which has fuelled the split in Islam, which has caused a long, bloody, sectarian scar across the Islamic world.

After the death of the Islamic prophet Muhammad in 632 a conflict over his succession emerged. Shia Muslims believe that the prophet’s first cousin Ali was always destined to succeed him. They regard Ali as the first caliph (leader of the Islamic world), a belief disputed by Sunni Muslims.

Ali’s succession was hotly disputed by Muhammad’s wife, and by powerful Arab chieftains who had retained their power by agreeing to convert to Islam.
They assassinated Ali and founded the Umayyad dynasty that grew into Sunni Islam. According to Shia Muslim tradition, Ali’s son Hussein, a grandson of the Prophet, and his supporters, were confronted and outnumbered at Karbala in Iraq by an Umayyad army in 680AD on the 10th day of Muharram, the first month of the Muslim year. They were asked to submit to the rule of the Umayyad but refused and were all slaughtered.
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London Timelapse Demonstration

Just a quick demo of some time-lapse skills that i’ve been putting together. I’m currently working on a longer length, more polished London time-lapse feature which I hope to be ready in the next few months.

University of Manchester Remembrance Parade.

The Buddhist Monk. Is it self righteousness?

“I’m no Buddhist monk, and I can’t say I’m in love with renunciation in itself, or traveling an hour or more to print out an article I’ve written, or missing out on the N.B.A. Finals. But at some point, I decided that, for me at least, happiness arose out of all I didn’t want or need, not all I did.”

A man called Pico Eyer has done something special. His article “The Joy of Less.” has sparked such strong emotions in me, that I’ve picked up my pen. I occasionally aspire to a literary response when I feel a sense of literary enlightenment, but rarely bother to achieve anything more than a couple of angry squiggles.

Eyer’s article describes the simple life he’s carved for himself in the suburbs of Kyoto, Japan after abandoning the dream of being a foreign correspondent for Time Magazine in the States. He has no mobile phone, no computer, no bicycle and spends his time writing his friends letters. For the young and ambitious the article sums up both their dreams and nightmares.

On the one hand the man working for Time is the man I want to be. He’s the respected correspondent who files stories on his blackberry while flying back into a war torn banana republic to scoop the world. Yet on the other, the authors description of a  simpleton living in Kyoto without ‘things’ is the man I crave to discover and evolve to become. I’ll be the first to admit that the article smacks slightly of cliché and I’ve no idea why middle aged American men of a similar mental disposition seem to be find themselves in Japan (I have since discovered that the author has also written a book on the 14th Dalai Lama which made me further wince). Perhaps the article wouldn’t have smacked so strongly of self-congratulation if the author had moved to Siberia, but it’s the location of the authors move is largely irrelevant. Lets just say that if I took a couple of leaves from his book that I’d certainly have time to write responses and critiques to all the articles I mentally ridicule on a daily basis. The article is about having less and living more simply.

As my friends and family know I have a terrible problem with ‘things’. At any one given point I have a relatively long list of ‘things’ I need for one reason or another.  The result is that I have a love-hate relationship with eBay, waste  days buying and selling, have a unhealthy relationship with the lady in the post office and shock my acquaintances regularly when they discover how liberally my floor is decorated with expensive gadgets. I wouldn’t say I’m particularly materialistic. My lists are never endless; the ‘things’ are usually outdoor or camera things which are justified as necessary for my career, or for greater periods of zen time in the great outdoors  (I also probably need the associated accessories for the aforementioned ‘things’).

These lists are always meant to be a final solution to my problems. They are about consolidation, not adding to my collections. I work out furious spreadsheets. If I sell X, Y and Z and buy N then I often conclude that I’ll a better and more streamlined collection of possessions. Each list starts as a list to end all lists and so I spend careful hours calculating each transaction and dream of the simple life which lies at the end of the spreadsheet.

The lists play on my mind so much so, that the desire or need for these‘ things’ can often limit my activities. When I decide that I need new mountain bike shoes, the condition of my old ones can bother me so much to the point of not going cycling.

The fact is though that I’m not that interested in ‘things’. I’d never go and buy myself a Gucci pair of shoes, or a showy car. In fact my buying of new ‘things’ is often to do with selling old ‘things’ in order to reduce my current cohort of possessions (Is this making any sense?). Whether or not this makes sense is irrelevant because mentally I justify the need of these objects.

Half the problem is that things wear out,especially when you like to play in the great outdoors. Ropes wear, jackets get ripped, those once in a lifetime merino wool base-layers hole and become mangy. Al posted a picture of an outdoor cooking scene alongside Eyer’s article, as an endorsement of the simpleton outdoors life. Walk, swim, cook, sleep and repeat. It’s a very Zen existence. But next time you go walking or mountain biking consider the amount of gear in your pack, strapped onto your bike, or around camp. It’s hundreds upon hundreds (if not thousands) of pounds worth of gear.

Not that you have to have all this gear though. Feel free to take to the Lake District for a weeks walking dressed like a Buddhist monk, with nothing but an old cape to sleep in at night and a fire flint for your tea. You’ll probably be fine. You’ll also probably be very wet, cold and miserable within a few hours, but don’t let that bother you, because maybe I’ve just not reached that level of spiritual enlightenment yet.  I don’t think I ever will. Few people who have spent a few truly wet, cold and miserable hours return to adopt it as their mantra. I’m keeping hold of those new must-have GoreTex underpants thanks.  In fact passing time in the great outdoors could be considered to be one of the least Zen things you ever do, if your possessions are an indication of level of spiritual enlightenment.

They say money doesn’t buy you happiness. But maybe if I could just throw away my old worn out things and buy replacements without worrying about the consequences to my student loan, then I would spend more times outdoors and less time spread sheeting.  Maybe being zen with ‘things’ is overrated anyway? It’s not that I’m buying ‘things’ to make me happy anyway. I’ll delete my eBay account right away and cancel that the sale of all that ”well loved, but in usable condition” gear, give it all to a charity shop and enjoy my life. Perhaps that will set my mind at rest and I’ll have reached enlightenment in a different way I guess.  I’m typing my application to become a stock-broker as we speak to fund this lifestyle choice. Maybe not.

The blogosphere is going mad at the moment for these kinds of posts. Just type “fifty things challenge” into Google and see the amount of people trying to limit their inventory to fifty or a hundred items in life. Yet notwithstanding the fact that 90% of all the posts have a Macbook-pro as their first item and a million terabyte external hard-drive as their second (which should send our Zen alarm bells ringing anyway) I really don’t see how these people get on. I recently read a blog by a man who claimed one of his items to be a bicycle. Yet there was no record of a pump, a bottle of lubricant, a spare inner tube, a helmet, a small set of tools. Does this Zen god take his bike to the shop every time he wants to lower his seat?

Try doing it now. Go away and write a list of the amount of items you can sensibly get away with living with. A toothbrush, a pen, a knife, a pair of trousers. Is my pocket radio a necessity? No. But I like listening to Radio 4 in the morning. Hmmm- does it stay or does it go?  What about my swimming trunks? Are they a necessity? I can go swimming in my undies, how about goggles? Maybe I could buy some which double as sunglasses.  It’s very difficult isn’t it?

But guess what? This “fifty things challenge” is just another list. It harks back to my earlier attempt. It’s the chance of a final act of consolidation (which is what I’ve been trying to achieve after all). I mean if you’re going to only have fifty things you probably want them all to be in really good condition. So I better add a fountain pen to my list, a new pair of shoes (the best quality as I’m only going to have one pair) and a new bicycle because my old one is kinda rickety. I’ll sell the old ones on eBay to minimize clutter, work from eight-till-eight to pay off my bills, buy the things I need, post off the old; and I’ll be happy. Or have I misunderstood Eyer’s article?

Hitch Hiking Article – Student Direct

Unfortunately not the usual levels of excitement. It’s been a long and cold winter. I’ll be back on the road shortly with a new bag of tricks and a new camera.